1. If you were suddenly President of the US, what’s the first thing you’d do in the Oval Office?
Pray to God I work out better than Jackson and Johnson.
2. What do you remember about the last stranger you spoke to?
I was drunk. The chain of my bike had fallen off and I couldn’t fix it. I stood shirtless. My shorts slipped over my hip. My hands slick with grease. He cycled by. He was young. Tan. Smooth. Indifferent. He rounded a corner then cycled back. He pulled off his satchel, removed a tool, crouched down and repaired my bike. He was an unlikely Samaritan. “You’re hot!” I shouted as he cycled away.
3. Fill in the blank: I don’t mind being lost with someone who has a great sense of the absurd.