URETSKY_TJ.R. Uretsky
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1. If you woke up in the belly of a whale, which other artist would you want to be sitting next to you?
Charlie White (the artist or the American ice dancer). Honestly, it feels complicated to pick a cis, white dude. However, I had to select an individual who makes thoughtful and strange work, as well as someone I wouldn’t feel any qualms about killing for food. Charlie White seems meaty in both these respects. I would like to believe that he wouldn’t mind sacrificing his legs, neck and forearms to suit my dietary needs, nor his detached beard as a object to pleasure myself with.

2. Fill in the blank: The most shocking thing I’ve ever seen in a museum was that time when I walked through the reenactment of Abramovic and Ulay’s Imponderabilia and the dude’s flaccid penis got caught on my belt buckle and I slowly dragged his dick with my belt buckle through the “Experience” — felt shocking.

3. What is your favorite TV family?
The Sinclair Family