You’re a fly on the wall in any room on the planet. Where are you?
Gary Busey’s kitchen during the period he was filming Quigley.

Favorite athlete(s). Why?
Daley Thompson. He had a really good video game out on the C64 in the 80sss.

If you could deface any historical artifact what would it be?

I would like to watch a dog defecate on the Mona Lisa. Less to see the Mona Lisa defaced, but more to raise awareness for a dog’s right to defecate.